A number of student organizations on campus took the unprecedented step of planning a “compassionate, bipartisan celebration of Biden’s inevitable victory” to take place in the City Room Tuesday evening. The move was met with widespread acclaim on campus as…
After a weekend of Tweeting that boys should be touched more often by their fathers, Dr. Bradley announced that he will begin kissing every male student on their forehead to compensate for this lifelong lack of touching by older men.…
The Head of Refuge, Mary-Ann Guthrie, came under fire Monday morning for what some consider to be overly “traditional” sympathies. Mary-Ann is under investigation primarily for taking Latin and asking her organization to recite the Nicene Creed after worship. After…
The King’s College’s Committee for Student Safety and Control announced Monday that all students would now have to complete a “virtue screening” alongside their daily COVID screening before they would be allowed on any campus property. Staff and faculty were…
The TKC Business Department announced Friday morning that they would begin offering a class on the intricacies of applying for welfare benefits in the United States. This move was praised by the students in the department who have already had…
The Student Development team announced Friday that it was dropping the SERVE Model in favor of the MARTYR Framework in all of its training of student leaders. Jonathan Sheaffer, leader of the Statesmanship Institute, delivered the announcement via an extended…
The King’s College announced that Dr. David C. Innes, Professor of Politics, will release his new book, “Left Of Christ Is Hell: An Unbiased Look At Why Liberals Are Way More Likely To Burn” on Thanksgiving Day this year. When…
While King’s Day Away was regarded as a general success by the student body, some were confused about the way in which “Wandering with Dr. Kinlaw” was advertised. Joey Dickensome, a sophomore in the House of Reagan, had this to…
The King’s Council officially approved the “King’s Hurdlers Club” on Monday. The group gave a lengthy presentation on how it hopes to help uneducated students avoid the “draconian” MTA fare increase. The group’s founder, Jesh Tombo, a junior MCA major,…
Jethro Dubblebubble, a freshman from the House of Lewis, found himself in the spotlight Monday after he asked his crush out from underneath a manhole cover on Exchange Place. Jessica Mit, a fellow freshman from Barton, had the pleasure of…
