In the fourth cost cutting measure this week, The King’s College housing department of one person announced that the school will officially move all of its housing into Facebook’s developing Metaverse. Unfortunately for students, however, rent will continue to increase,…
The storied White Horse bar on Bridge Street has long been a haven for all but the most boring freshmen. Rural homeschoolers are often amazed at the ease with which someone who often mistakes himself for a twelve year old…
The King’s College announced that it was partnering with Primacorp, a Canadian company that offers “a multicultural seniors community, commercial real estate properties, and other businesses across North America.” TKC said this “strategic” hostile takeover was necessary to keep the…
The House of Churchill announced an emergency press conference in the Lobby today at Noon. President Miles Sinagra, a loved, respected leader on our college campus, stood on a table so people could see him, before announcing to the room:…
The Imperial Tribunal released the following statement Friday afternoon: “Though we are inclusive of all opinions and lifestyles, no matter how wacky, Dr. Thornbury was not nor never has been associated with The Imperial Tribunal. Stop asking about it.” This…
The Empire State Tribune, an “independent” student newspaper for The King’s College, has long been considered the gold standard of journalism on the TKC campus. At the head of it all is the EST Editor-In-Chief who runs the paper’s day-to-day…
The Dean of Students, David Leedy, sent out a survey Tuesday morning asking for “anonymous” responses about honor infractions and student’s opinions about the honor code in general. Student Development oversees the honor system at The King’s College and routinely…
The King’s College Admissions Department announced that it will be creating a Tinder profile for the school, an unorthodox move even for a school so desperate to recruit new students. While this move is considered risky by industry experts, the…
Candidate Brent Buterbaugh was once a notorious Chamberlain in the House of Lewis. Now he hopes his previous beat will see him in a new, cooler light. Mr. Buterbaugh has gone out of his way to recruit these drinkers to…
The Imperial Tribunal is under new leadership after the entire editorial team failed out of The King’s College, the paper announced Thursday afternoon. While the editors were not known for their academic performance to begin with, they had hoped to…
