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Statesmanship Disbanded After it Fails Its Own Hazing Standards

The Statesmanship Institute was reportedly disbanded after it was found to have violated its own hazing standards throughout the 10-day summit. Student leaders from all over campus gathered together starting last Monday to learn what it means to be a…

  • Dorothy Butterbinger
  • August 24, 2021
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Miles Sinagra Bravely Announces That He Is The Imperial Tribunal

The House of Churchill announced an emergency press conference in the Lobby today at Noon. President Miles Sinagra, a loved, respected leader on our college campus, stood on a table so people could see him, before announcing to the room:…

  • Timothy Timberwakenater
  • May 5, 2021
  • Opinion and Culture

The Imperial Jester, Issue 1, Spring 2021

  • William Sightless
  • May 5, 2021
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The Imperial Tribunal Issues Corrections For Hundreds Of Factual Errors

Over the last several days, it has come to the attention of The Imperial Tribunal Editorial Board that we—a wholly satirical publication—have committed the grave sin of factual inaccuracy in many of our pieces. Astute purveyors of “official,” fact-based journalism…

  • The Imperial Tribunal Editorial Board
  • May 5, 2021
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Serious Editorial: The Empire State Tribune Has Lost Its Way

The Imperial Tribunal Editorial Board wrote this piece and submitted it for publishing to the Empire State Tribune around noon on Monday 5/3/2021 (World Press Freedom Day, no less.) They eventually decided that they would not publish our piece after…

  • The Imperial Tribunal Editorial Board
  • May 3, 2021
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The Imperial Tribunal Releases Statement On Rumored Association With Dr. Thornbury

The Imperial Tribunal released the following statement Friday afternoon: “Though we are inclusive of all opinions and lifestyles, no matter how wacky, Dr. Thornbury was not nor never has been associated with The Imperial Tribunal. Stop asking about it.” This…

  • Timothy Timberwakenater
  • April 23, 2021
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Dr. Thornbury Moving From Faculty Advisor To Chancellor

After some time serving as Faculty Advisor to The Imperial Tribunal, Dr. Thornbury will become the Chancellor of the paper and will no longer have any actual responsibility. His rapid physical deterioration had nothing to do with the decision. He…

  • Phicleman Claperknock
  • April 23, 2021
  • CampusLatest NewsOpinion and Culture

Dr. Gregory Alan Thornbury Named Faculty Advisor To The Imperial Tribunal

The Imperial Tribunal is pleased to announce that Dr. Gregory Alan Thornbury will be serving as its faculty advisor from now until the end of time. Nothing foreseeable could change this relationship, and we look forward to all the great…

  • Dorothy Butterbinger
  • April 23, 2021
  • Latest News

Young, Naive Man Hopes To Be First To Break Glass Ceiling at EST

The Empire State Tribune, an “independent” student newspaper for The King’s College, has long been considered the gold standard of journalism on the TKC campus. At the head of it all is the EST Editor-In-Chief who runs the paper’s day-to-day…

  • Timothy Timberwakenater
  • April 22, 2021
  • Latest News

Student Development Entices Students To Sell Out Friends For A Free Cheeseburger

The Dean of Students, David Leedy, sent out a survey Tuesday morning asking for “anonymous” responses about honor infractions and student’s opinions about the honor code in general. Student Development oversees the honor system at The King’s College and routinely…

  • Timothy Timberwakenater
  • April 21, 2021
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