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Dr. Kinlaw’s Day Away “Wandering” Indistinguishable From Normal Lecture
While King’s Day Away was regarded as a general success by the student body, some were confused about the way in which “Wandering with Dr. Kinlaw” was advertised. Joey Dickensome, a sophomore in the House of Reagan, had this to say about his experience, “Dr. Kinlaw is the man, of course, I mean I was expecting some wandering, but I was hoping for some new kind of wandering, like less of the wandering he does when he normally talks, you know?”
Dr. Kinlaw is well-known among students for his remarkable ability to cover seemingly impossible logical gaps as a part of his description of things. Hans Scriber, Dr. Kinlaw’s longtime faculty assistant had this to say about Kinlaw’s teaching style: “Dr. Kinlaw [45-second pause accompanied by a slow, self-reassuring nod] is a great teacher with a great style.”
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Sally Winter, a junior in the House of Barton, had a slightly different complaint about her experience, “I had heard rumors about his Juuling habit. It’s really hot, tbh, but I had no idea what I was in for. We would be walking around and I would be suddenly engulfed in a cloud of raspberry-flavored smoke. I remember him trying to tell us something about Latin or something and the sky went dark midsentence.”
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Abby Electric, founder of the Kinjocks, the official Kinlaw fan club, seemed jealous of Sally’s experience and had this to say about his teaching style, “who takes a class for what the professor has to say? We’re all in there for the holy grail of Kinlaw fandom: the in-class Juul. Only a few have been recorded; all from a bygone era, but we remain hopeful. If these juuls took place while ‘wandering’ then we may be one step closer to a revitalization of the golden era of Kinlaw juuling.”