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TKC Admissions Dept. Creates Tinder Profile to Recruit Prospective Students

The King’s College Admissions Department announced that it will be creating a Tinder profile for the school, an unorthodox move even for a school so desperate to recruit new students. While this move is considered risky by industry experts, the…

  • Timothy Timberwakenater
  • March 12, 2021
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Young Men Decry “NannyGap” That Pays Women Far More Than Men At King’s

While men may still have a pay advantage in the postgraduate world, new data indicates that women have a massive leg up while still in school due to an industry largely off-limits to men: childcare. Young men are often forced…

  • Dorothy Butterbinger
  • March 5, 2021
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New App, Rola, Emerges As The Hook-Up App Of Choice For King’s Students

In years past, students had to get creative in their search for easy sexual partners. Wrists grew tired from swiping left on hundreds and hundreds of King’s men. Those days are gone, however, with the emergence of the new app…

  • Dorothy Butterbinger
  • February 26, 2021
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Sexual Tension Palpable As Candidates Give Final Speeches

As the three candidates gave their final campaign speeches on Monday afternoon, many in the audience felt sexual tension radiating from some of the candidates at the front of the room. Victoria Fisher’s speech was off to a rousing start…

  • Phicleman Claperknock
  • February 23, 2021
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Onlookers Confused As Crowd Chants “Yo Quiero Blanco” (“I Want White”) In Support of Catherine Blanco

Many unsuspecting bystanders expressed confusion and surprise at hearing a crowd of Catherine Blanco’s supporters shouting “Yo Quiero Blanco” over and over again. The slogan is intended to be a show of support using Catherine Blanco’s last name. The word…

  • Dorothy Butterbinger
  • February 23, 2021
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Brent Buterbaugh, Once A Feared Cop On Campus, Now Brazenly Courts Fledgling Alcoholics

Candidate Brent Buterbaugh was once a notorious Chamberlain in the House of Lewis. Now he hopes his previous beat will see him in a new, cooler light. Mr. Buterbaugh has gone out of his way to recruit these drinkers to…

  • Timothy Timberwakenater
  • February 23, 2021
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Student Development Mistakenly Sends Out SBP Election Results Instead of Ballots

As the candidates gave their final speeches, the Student Development team prepared to send out a Google form ballot to the student body, according to people familiar with the matter. In an apparent error, the team sent out an email…

  • Dorothy Butterbinger
  • February 22, 2021
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Student Development To Install “HonorCams” In On-Campus Living Rooms After Reportedly Raucous Valentine’s Day

The King’s College’s Department of Student Development announced Monday that it would install “HonorCams” or honor cameras in the living room of all on-campus apartments. The cameras will send live feeds of each apartment’s living room to the Student Development…

  • Dorothy Butterbinger
  • February 15, 2021
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Blake Ashley Officially Makes 3rd Run For SBP

Blake Ashley was among the candidates for the 2021-22 Student Body President announced via an email from Student Services. Mr. Ashley is known for his two other, unsuccessful attempts at the highest job available to students at The King’s College.…

  • Phicleman Claperknock
  • February 12, 2021
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Reagan President Allegedly Used House Funds To Buy GameStop Stock

The President of the House of Reagan, Chad Brockwin, is under investigation for allegedly using house funds to buy over $7,000 worth of GameStop stock, Jonathan Sheaffer said Friday afternoon via email. This comes as the stock endured a “short…

  • Phicleman Claperknock
  • January 29, 2021
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