![](https://theimperialtribunal.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/803831807.jpg)
TKC Business Department To Offer Course On Applying For Welfare, Better Preparing Students For Their Future
The TKC Business Department announced Friday morning that they would begin offering a class on the intricacies of applying for welfare benefits in the United States. This move was praised by the students in the department who have already had a hard time getting their money from the government.
Ted Kerensky, a Junior Reagan in the department, said, “I had two choices, pay half for an education at UNC and be guaranteed a job or go 100k into debt just to beg my old Starbucks to take me back. Now they are telling me I can get $600 a week just for filling out paperwork! That’s the kind of thing I was looking for when my parents mortgaged my childhood home to send me here.”
![](https://theimperialtribunal.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/samuel-regan-asante-Qx62cSNzxRU-unsplash-1024x576.jpg)
Matt Perman, Director of Career Development at TKC, said he was pumped about the change as long as students “search” for a graduate program anytime they are unemployed for the post-grad survey, “Every year we hit that number of 99% employed or looking for a graduate degree. One thing I don’t really tell anyone is that only 8% are employed and the others answer yes to the question, ‘would you ever consider learning anything ever again in your life?’ So as long as people continue to love learning, I am all on board!”
The class will be offered in the Spring semester but will cost students an additional $600 a week in fees. It will be taught by an undecided but “qualified” adjunct professor.