A tragic choking death of a woman occurred near The King’s College campus early Wednesday morning. Witnesses described a painful scene of a mass of twenty or more King’s students gathered around the woman as she lay dying (abiding by…
The Philosophy faculty of The King’s College was conducting their weekly departmental meeting when a messenger burst in shouting, “all that you hold dear has been cut from your life. Paul Glader has published an attempted logical argument. Do not…
A scene of confusion erupted today on campus after Paul Glader was apparently caught teaching his class of aspiring journalists how to disembowel a strawman. Students reported that the moment an actual argument came before the class, Glader went into…
Brock Dickman, a senior Finance Major from the suburbs, made a stir within his department on Thursday after making the claim that Jesus cared about the poor, leaving him unsure of his faith more than ever before. Brock agreed to…
An unnamed professor in the PPE department is under investigation for his allegedly brutal grading tactics, The King’s College said in a statement late Sunday. An unnamed Tribunal source working as an FA in the Politics, Philosophy, and Economics Department…
Jocie Tashabawatan, a freshman MCA major from Eugene, Oregon, lead a successful push this week to have all numbers eliminated from the MCA course catalog, to be replaced by more soothing colors. “This is a big win for the numeralaphobic…
