This year’s SBP candidates were announced today via email from the current student body president, Brock Butterball. The candidates took it upon themselves to hold a press conference in the City Room to get the race off to a good…
At a recent King’s event hosted in the City Room, Dr. Talcott had the audacity to invite a group of filmmakers who had a barely controversial opinion: doctors should not encourage prepubescent children with woefully undeveloped brains, emotions, and relationships…
In an unprecedented technological disaster, servers across the Eastern United States crashed, bringing down highly trafficked corporate websites such as Google, Facebook, and Primacorp. This disaster was reportedly caused by the record breaking amount of unread voicemails on Tammy Lopez’s…
The Statesmanship Institute was reportedly disbanded after it was found to have violated its own hazing standards throughout the 10-day summit. Student leaders from all over campus gathered together starting last Monday to learn what it means to be a…
The Imperial Tribunal is pleased to announce that Dr. Gregory Alan Thornbury will be serving as its faculty advisor from now until the end of time. Nothing foreseeable could change this relationship, and we look forward to all the great…
While men may still have a pay advantage in the postgraduate world, new data indicates that women have a massive leg up while still in school due to an industry largely off-limits to men: childcare. Young men are often forced…
In years past, students had to get creative in their search for easy sexual partners. Wrists grew tired from swiping left on hundreds and hundreds of King’s men. Those days are gone, however, with the emergence of the new app…
Many unsuspecting bystanders expressed confusion and surprise at hearing a crowd of Catherine Blanco’s supporters shouting “Yo Quiero Blanco” over and over again. The slogan is intended to be a show of support using Catherine Blanco’s last name. The word…
As the candidates gave their final speeches, the Student Development team prepared to send out a Google form ballot to the student body, according to people familiar with the matter. In an apparent error, the team sent out an email…
The King’s College’s Department of Student Development announced Monday that it would install “HonorCams” or honor cameras in the living room of all on-campus apartments. The cameras will send live feeds of each apartment’s living room to the Student Development…
