The Philosophy faculty of The King’s College was conducting their weekly departmental meeting when a messenger burst in shouting, “all that you hold dear has been cut from your life. Paul Glader has published an attempted logical argument. Do not…
After taking a stand against mask-wearing in front of a class this week, Dr. Mueller clarified that he would allow for masks made in sweatshops because of the moral good they provide society. Dr. Mueller, who has long decried the…
A scene of confusion erupted today on campus after Paul Glader was apparently caught teaching his class of aspiring journalists how to disembowel a strawman. Students reported that the moment an actual argument came before the class, Glader went into…
In the week following Dr. Paul Mueller’s stand against the mask protocols at The King’s College, many students have taken to the place of free discourse at the school, Twitter, to complain viciously about the man. One student leading the…
Brock Dickman, a senior Finance Major from the suburbs, made a stir within his department on Thursday after making the claim that Jesus cared about the poor, leaving him unsure of his faith more than ever before. Brock agreed to…
Early Tuesday morning, it was reported that a student was heading to class at the King’s campus when she dropped her books. Dr. Joshua Hershey bent over to help her pick them up off the floor. As he did so,…
In a tragic accident Monday afternoon, Fritz Scibbe, last year’s president of the House of Ronald Reagan and a respected student leader lost both his eyes in what doctors believe to be a classic case of the French condition known…
In response to a surge in New York City COVID-19 cases, The King’s College instituted new policies and procedures in order to stop the spread of Covid-19. Early Monday morning, The Administration issued the following introduction to their new guidelines:…
An unnamed professor in the PPE department is under investigation for his allegedly brutal grading tactics, The King’s College said in a statement late Sunday. An unnamed Tribunal source working as an FA in the Politics, Philosophy, and Economics Department…
Jocie Tashabawatan, a freshman MCA major from Eugene, Oregon, lead a successful push this week to have all numbers eliminated from the MCA course catalog, to be replaced by more soothing colors. “This is a big win for the numeralaphobic…
